don't you don't you

i's chatting with contessa using the vosotros treatment and it comes to be questioned my 'juventud' alongside that of say, agnes or surya. i said that i had thrown nine eggs into my own swimming pool and vandalized my own front door for a practical joke. she says why'd you do it well i couldn't think of an answer, pues sos joven por eso.

on the same note, i will take up marathon running because i often rail against the idiocy of exercise. health benefits aside, you look like a fool running and jumping around unless you are involved in some kind of war or war game or you are trying to kill an animal. but i have to do it because the absurdity of me running a marathon or at least practicing with a team of marathon runners. we will run like six to twelve miles. i have never run more than a mile without stopping.


i was hoping to make it seem so crudely juvenille that i would not be suspected. comitted any crude acts of juvenille vandalism lately?