he was prematurely retired let's just say that

one of my students has been told many times that a college degree is the key to getting rich, so he's always asking me how much money i'm making now that i have a college degree, what kind of car i'm driving. i say i don't really want so much money as long as i'm not bored. but if you wanted, you could get a good job? sure i could, i says. they say he's out for the season the one with electrical circuits. just imagine either they gotta share the current or the voltage. i have a rival walk-in tutor who uses the water-pressure analogy to explain circuits to the students.

spring break '97 part four is coming up very soon. we have to decide on the volcano or the beach or a mad rush to do both. i need to finish my essay on the indians but i'm almost done locating pictures for the JDY Peel transcript. i wonder if my name will be on the publisher's page. image layout: Sam Saverance and Jesse Lovegren. four hundred years later researchers will note this as my first contribution to the world of published books after sifting through eight thousand works and finally find a 17th century painting by a dane showing a woman using scissors to clip her fingernails, then they will find this book, then it all comes together.

one of the TA's informed me that a picture i put in a powerpoint for a class last semester, depicting Abraham Lincoln, drunk and surrounded by prostitutes, composing the emancipation proclamation, nearly caused a formal complaint at the dean's office by a student.