smart as a broom

it was backlit by several fluoresecent tubes this streetside proletarian billboard that evangelical churches capitalize upon the most. the plan is officer que repiente nos sentimos que tuvimos que partirnos de esa maldita pachanga and this is only a ritual to cleanse ourselves. i said kirk watson where do you get off using the word circumvent or quiza it was circumscribe-correlate-conjunction. he said i have a college degree, in linguistics no less, i'm a mothafuckin' word smith. smith it i says he comes up with the word semenaphorous, which it is soon revealed is a literary critic's term for ribald gesticulations being used to replace human emotion. i said next car shows up i'll show them it's usually cops but for my case it was frank and i sure told it to him. it was his mom that came over tonight. "pruebela y sabras" chevere, senhora.

i bumped into the brazilian girl and she gave the murder look but i just said com licencsa and that made her show all her teeth and hug and forgive me. defrauding watson of his black label and saying com licencsa and e voce? to the girl and embarassing duylinh made the night successful, particularly since i conveniently forgot the bread and eat it myself now.

warmest regards
jesse