yeah i ain't cleanin' these streets

the notorious maha called me from the road on thursday night to say he would be arriving shortly. the condition is that he may not bring the AK on the road trip to big bend national park and the UETA duty free shop in del rio peleo pa'l nene peleo pa' la nena maha's car was kidnapped in the night by an august suitor bearing the crest of J&J towing. we went to the vinyl siding trailor with bulletproof glass in the burned out area behind the airport. the woman inside eating a mayonnaise and potato chip sandwich told us that we would be in trouble if not for her virtuousness. she would release the car at no charge even though it was illegally parked, as a favor to our property manager. the dishonesty list stands at: crackheads, junkies, winos, carnies, tow truck operators. now that maha has their phone number, he has a plan. hello, i'm stranded out at XX intersection. i find y'all's service exceptional, so i would like for you to tow my car for me. of course i am willing to pay extra since it is far away we have exhausted our gentleman jack and gin supplies, so it shall be expedient to make it to the border fast