things i learned about mexico

1) Daddy Yankee (of gasolina fame) is a video directing and audio engineering genius, having combined the elements of screaming, drag racing, and ass shaking into a highly provocative piece of art on loop in various mexican music video channels, morning talk and gossip shows, reality shows, vegetable stands, etc.
2) The road transit system is highly developed and much more user friendly than in the United States
3) Mexicans are genetically predisposed to prefer Buchanan's Scotch over all other brands
4) Anything that anyone is proud of has etymological origins in the tongues of the noble Nahuatl, Zapotec or Aztec indians, not the same noble indians who once lived in the town ten miles away
5) if you wish to indicate that a matter is resolved, you simply say the word which means "envelope," (sobre) as if to say that any debate over the matter is sealed