Segunda-feira, Maio 15, 2006

mad mad crew up

the gentleman built his fortune by working with his brother to import car parts from the untied states. he learned how to be friendly. he learned basic spanish as an ice cream truck driver.
-oiga paletero. dame ... cuantos hay? ... seis paletas de coco porfa
he learned that mexicans love coconut ice cream and they buy more ice cream than black or white people. that they work hard. that they want their trescientos dolares la semana para un taller. during the third round he spoke only by imitating the mexicans he hired to disassemble cars, which were shipped here as spare parts and reassembled as cars.
-paletero, eres moreno, pero sabes español eres bueno
-tengo que enviar dinero a mi familia. en michac&aacuate; por favor, cuñado
-puedo trabajar toda la semana. necesito mil quinientos para un efe ciento cincuenta, amigo
-voy a abrir un taller. solo necesito...
-cuñado...

we went off in his new benz, perhaps worth the annual salaries of 15 school teachers. when we walk to the gar in the morning i consider how my networking skills have finally come into play. i can now return to the region to see african gray parrots and orphaned baboons, surrender the goat in exchange for ekwé membership, go to the chieftaincy ceremony, hitchhike to lagos, etc. the way back has many delays, but they all contain food. one is a bucket of bush meat and you select your piece with a porcupine quill, the other is fufu eru with pork and bar fish.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mix said...

you're full of shit

4:31 PM  
Blogger Jesse said...

you'd think i'm making it up, but really, mexicans are genetically disposed to preferring coconut popsicles over fudge bombs. i wouldn't believe it myself if i hadn't witnessed.

2:04 AM  

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