diamonds

i saw a redman video. people kept jumping.

i have this bad habit of immediately assuming that any foreigner i see here is a missionary (if a girl) or a sex tourist (if a boy). it's so pervasive that i've grown accustomed to assuming that everyone believes me to be a sex tourist, and if they want to believe that fine let them believe because really i could care less what they think. i know how to do that thing where you snap your fingers with a handshake.