if you promise to pull this hook out my lip

a woman walked in and started speaking french quickly and in the strange fashion that europeans employ but with the cadence of a caring chismosa mexican.
t'as dit que eh? i say, in the local fashion. a bit more exchange and we have a comfortable medium to discuss her hija and whether her village in the north is suportable with its clima gente and endless greetings.

i went out in the embouteillage to get a couple of sandwiches then had a beer with an american who they were out to get. i advised him that if they're out to get you, you gotta accept it like a pirate on the morning of his execution who asks for nothing more than a slice of red baron pizza and get it over with already. buy a bootleg vcd of shakira videos, exchange three failed phone calls with a rasta who i was supposed to meet at the place i was sitting at the moment, to find out later he was across the street looking for me.

there was a moment at carrefour batie nlongkak that i only find funny now. i was in a taxi and there was a foule all desperately looking for a car. a guy runs up in step with the taxi and puts his head in the window, saying his destination and on part, non? (it's usually the owner of the car who is saying this to reluctant passengers) and his associate opens the trunk and jams some wooden shelves in. the driver says that the wooden shelves are not supportable because if the trunk is not all the way closed he'll have to give a bribe that is larger than the fare he was gonna pay.

i found a willing audience for my latin quotations with tran, who claims to have been the captain of the latin quotations team in high school. the dode and i discuss how sex is negotiated between speakers of different languages, from a structuralist perspective.

dixitque Charles Barkley "anything less would be uncivilised"