she's a stripper i'm a tipper with a counterfeit twenty

some of my chattel was in a professor's attic. we arranged that i'd pick up the things on the hour's advent of a cocktail party for two ph.d students who had gotten jobs. most of the people in the party were yorubas. west africans don't drink cocktails, i have conjectured. black label, wines and belgian ale.

i learned some important information.
akálá: nnwe for beignet
akálá bean: cameroon pidgin for fried bean cake
akálá: yoruba for fried bean cake
akálá dje: brazilian name for fried bean cake (yoruba, literally: eat
akálá!)