Mary claims that John saw her duck

i am a student again, but it's a bit different this time. i don't have any more college buddies and i don't go to the same hamburger shack every evening at 2:30AM, laughing and laughing. i have an office and i go there right after class and do my homework early. i pack a lunch instead of starving myself, then stoking my appetite for a ravenous incident. this makes me lame, but it cancels out because i get laid every night. i don't know what to make of my cohort.