this guy, this guy you know what the fucker said?

In Speech, Palin to Fire Back at Critics
Running Mate Pick to Take Aim at 'Washington Elite'
...she said in a barbed reference to Obama's campaign theme.
Talk Radio Host Slams Media
Ms. Ingraham also channeled Ms. Palin and imagined what she might say
...that the elites would continue to make more "vicious, horrible and unfair attacks..."
...spoke and joined in the lambasting of the media.
...his campaign struck back heatedly at the persistent questions...
...and standing up to entrenched interests to put the government...
The campaign also lashed out...
...while blasting Democrat Obama as an untested liberal.
...ad slams McCain on abortion rights.
Palin to jab Obama...
In another indirect barb directed at...
...surprise pick has also sparked questions...
The people of Alaska have vetted her...
McCain Camp Battles National Enquirer Over Alleged Palin Affair

i humbly submit a list of new words that might break the tedium of the above examples:

Fulano ____________ Mengano.

defenestrates
ravages
splays
thumbscrews
draws and quarters
railroads
pillories
eviscerates
savages
brutalizes
rapes
sears
boils
lams
flays
carbonadoes
scores
immolates
racks
flogs
mutilates
entombs
thrashes
lacerates
punctures
shreds
butchers
hacks away at
drowns
strangles
decimates
wrings
poaches
tramples
rends
skins
pares

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